It's a little more like this... can you not?

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via just-my-personality)

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

tearkat:

Sharpay has changed so much 

(via cluel3sss)

fatwink:

Babies R Us doesn’t even sell babies

(Source: whitepassing, via coolcaptainwaffleface)

stability:

if i see one more selfie with the caption “hi! im tumblr user ____ and you should follow me and ill check out your blogs and i love talking to my followers and ill give you my first born child if you follow me and heres my link agin incase you forgot from 2 seconds ago????” im literally gonna track them down and kill them

(via coolcaptainwaffleface)

rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

(via rachkin)