It's a little more like this... can you not?

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

(via overnight-shipping)

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

asian:

don’t tell me what to do.

(Source: asian, via brown-eyesi-n-f-i-n-ite)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

(via reckless-fires)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via justplaindazed)

curvier:

hate it when attractive girls say they’re ugly.

(via thedesertedgarden)

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

(via reckless-fires)

oreoofficial:

has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

(via fake-mermaid)

thegreatbritishcrumpet:

neganandsara:

"Girl crush" is literally the female version of no homo

My girl crushes are 100% homo

(via secretlifeofageekygirl)